Money Spending Expert

Diane is the money spending expert!

Diane can help you spend money like there's no tomorrow. If you're loaded and need to spend spend spend then read this simple guide to spending money.

I'm going to start with luxury holidays - all inclusives which are the very best way of enjoying yourself whilst in the sun.

After that I'll deal with expensive jewellery, diamonds and the like.

After that it'll be the very best chocolates - and we've tried and tested these many times before writing our review.

I'll tell you were to buy really lovely handbags and shoes then, and clothing.

I'll show you were to buy the most expensive gifts too.

So put aside all fears of not being able to find anything to splash out on

I know loads of people who say they just don't know what to spend their money on - so I've got very good at suggesting great ways of spending it for them!

If you're still stuck after reading my suggestions just put the cash in an envelope and send it to me!

Reasons to spend your cash

• It is really good fun
• You can't take it with you
• You'll have loads of great stuff to play with
• People love a big spender
• You'll be very popular
• Its a sign of breeding and class to be able to splurge
• retail therapy is very good for you - spending a lot of money can really help sort you out
• You'll work better in a new suit!
• You'll feel so much better sipping good quality champagne
• You deserve the best
• The economy needs you to spend!
• Your kids will only spend it when you're gone if not.
• That rainy day may never arrive

Money Spending Rhyme - a poem about spending money

I love to spend the pennies
I love to spend the pounds
But spending crisp new fifties
Is one of my favourite sounds.

I love to spend my money
I do it all day long
For me saving up
Just feels so very wrong.

I like to buy nice new things
Cars, hats and rings
Holidays and clothing
And lots of nice new things.

I'm really good at spending
I enjoy it very much
I must spend every day
Else I'll lose my touch

Spend every penny
Don't even save a bean
Spend all your money
Else they'll think you're mean